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Presbyterian Theological College

Also known as the Presbyterian Purgatory.

Famous ex-residents:

Matt Glaude

- Future archaeologist, who will be best known for digging up the Ancient
city of Azlemstin, located in Eastern Europe

Nathan Naidoo

- Future Canadian Prime-Minister, who will be best known for showing up late 
to his swearing in ceremony because "his wife spilled curry on his suit on his way out the door". Other accomplishments include negotiating a peace agreement Canada and Vermont after the soon to be famous "Battle of Burlington".

Mayank Mehta


- Future inventor of a device that allows man to "travel" to the moon on a 
hover-board. In what will be the biggest hoax of the century, man will soon discover that the device simply fools him into thinking he is travelling to the moon by altering the neurological pathways in his brain, through a computer chip. Ironically, mayank would go on to win the nobel price in mathematics after being released from his prison sentence from newly elected prime-minister Nathan Naidoo.

Nakul Sarin

- Trades his way to success in 2008 with a start-up company based in the U.K. 
Known as the 'financial guru' of India, Sarin is a billionaire by the age of 29. However, his success comes to a premature end as he reveals his super- power to the world. His famous 'get laid? no-way-jose!' power leads Nakul to insanity and he loses all his money on a local hooker named Rajan. Surprisingly, it is later discovered that Rajan holds the power to being black!